Sunday, August 9, 2009

The Things People Will Search For!

Being a blogger or webmaster, you become familiar with the importance of search terms or keywords. Ever wonder about the outlier terms that nobody would think to even say, never mind place as a label? Let's explore with the force called Google.

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,990,000 for skat
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,810,000 for booboo
Results 1 - 10 of about 8,960,000 for blah blah blah
Results 1 - 10 of about 135 for getoutofmybrain
Results 1 - 10 of about 202 for fulcrumface
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,670,000 for lamo
Results 1 - 10 of about 3,650 for assweeds. AAAAHHAAAHAHA! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!(See posts below)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for leafylightbulb
Results 1 - 10 of about 58,100 for moontag
Results 1 - 10 of about 2,450 for hammerneck
Results 1 - 10 of about 236,000 for wowzers
Results 1 - 10 of about 409,000 for yellowsnow
Results 1 - 10 of about 342,000 for blacksnow
Results 1 - 10 of about 44,900 for mondobeyondo

There were only a few that I cane up with that yielded no results.

Your search - hairliphammerjackcolon - did not match any documents.
Your search - byebyeyouuglysonofamongoose - did not match any documents.
Your search - leekyskinflapsoveradrytowel - did not match any documents.
Your search - motherneverlovedyoubozo - did not match any documents.

For targeted traffic to your site, we now know that above four terms are available to you.
Your Welcome People!


6 comments:

  1. This is hilarious! Who knew people searched for such strange things? Getting hits to your blog through search engines is the goal of many a blogger, and if I ever get particularly desperate, I'll know which words to start sprinkling all over the place : )

    Takat
    Writing away about my latest 3 week adventure through China at http://katacomb.blogspot.com

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  2. LMAO-this is just hysterical! how did you find the results and I may have to use assweeds just once in a post

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  3. That's crazy, I would never have thought so many people would somewhere be talking about half of the things you searched for.

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  4. Good stuff. Very random and very funny, just the way I like it.
    You do realize that 99% of the people reading this will now go and type these words in to check them, there by making them more popular... excellent!
    Ness
    http://naughty-nessie.blogspot.com

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