Using Keyword Bubble

          I mad libbed my keyword bubble that you'll find here on the site called 'Trippy Word Count', out of a complete lack of intelligent thought. It is kind of weird, but what would you expect on a page dawning the word! Keywords were not moved from the order they were in when I cut & pasted them, and they have been italicized. It actually is kind of a challenge to come up with any continuity. What the hell, why not read the rest of the post to see what I've come up with!



         In the year 2012, I hope that supernatural abilities evolve for anyone who uses adsense. The wrong advice given in the opportune moment can be amazing! When given bad advice by a group of assweeds, you find yourself with your brain shrunken just a bit, and babble dribbles out of your face like a fountain. When encountered with this sort of bad luck, bikes are out of the question since you may be killed.
          If you tend to block reality, blogging may very well be the answer to all of the aforementioned issues. Instead of staring at your walls like a bobble head, try books! Or, you may feast your brain on this kind of BS. If you want to change your life, fashion a  complaint of some sort, and get in the game!  
          Are you the type that finds conspiracy in everything you see? Well, you're probably crazy. But rejoice because they make a  cream for that and can be found in any region at your local Walmart! That's right! For a measly 50 credits, definition of such a condition can be changed to fit your needs.
         Side effects are violent  deja vu episodes of becoming a Disney character. Driving is not recommended while using this miracle, because it tends to make you evil. If you fancy the falling game, this also may be a side effect that will lead down the trail of the goofy. 
          If you choose to research this miracle cure via Google, you may run into some undesirables. You may bump into someone who decides to call you a  hairliphammerjackcolon, but use kid gloves with such a person, as hangnails tend to mess with a people's heads. Do not use the high beams on the way to Walmart, you may stir the hornets. 
          A sense of humor should never be used while eating ice icecream, because it may distract and kill  joggers. Jogging can be very dangerous, and in life, you should be creating a list of these dangers that come with exercise. If you keep it in your lunchbox, money pours out of your thermos like water from a fall, from there your ready for the movies! Political music is harmful to listen to while exercising, as the nerves begin to exit the nervous system. 
          Another note... Bad news over an online job creates too mush pain for paranormal people. If you are powerful, a  prediction from a  psychic may cause you to hide from the public. So be sure to leave a quarter as a tip. Quitter Socks are ill advised while dealing with that medium, and may cause him to rant over his sandwich.
          If you search online for a story,  teeth begin to grow in the heads of terrorists giving them thoughts of eating food. This time, the toothache is all theirs, and may cause traffic in the space between their ears which may prevent them from being able to travel. 
          If you feel like being alongside trees, try taking a  trek through the woods. While trekking, Don't be  wacky and walk weird like an idiot. Use words that  writers would be proud of when not suffering from writers block If you follow all the instruction given on this post, you will deserve to be committed to the nearest psychiatric, mental facility. 

Oh, More Babble-Movies

Misc. Babble- Do you know why there was never a true sequel to the Grinch who Stole Christmas? The snowflake melted. What a different story that would have wound up being! Rated R for graphic violence & scenes of despair. I don't think Christmas would be nearly as important of an issue in that one.

Misc. Babble- Old Disney movies. They all have a tear jerking moment that always emotionally destroy the kids that watch them. Why? Bambi's mother in the fire, Dumbo's mother, The Fox & the Hound, etc... Bastards!

Misc. Babble- I've never given any ear to anyone complaining that a fictitious movie, based on a fictitious book, was not exactly like the book. They're both made up! Why should they be the same? What difference does it make? Why in the world would someone who just read the book, decide to go pay to see something exactly like what they just read? Just READ THE BOOK AGAIN! You already payed for it! Don't go see the movie just to complain about how it's so much different than the book! Assweeds!(Yes it is now a word. Please refer to my previous post to read the definition.)

Speaking of assweeds, has anybody in the movie industry ever thought to put an end to the credits that nobody has watched for the last 20 years? Why don't they post it all on a website, & show the URL at the end of the movie? That way they don't spend allot of money on the act of putting them in the end of the movie, theaters may be able to cram another movie's worth of time in, thus generating more revenue, & people like me that take off the minute the credits start rolling, won't miss the little piece of movie that is placed either towards the end or after the credits.

More eventually. Thank you for reading!

Writers Block

It appears to me I am currently suffering from a slight case of writers block. That being the case, I thought I'd write about it. I figure why not? If that's all I can come up with, that's what I'm going to damn well do.

I guess the first thing I notice is the feeling of time running by as I sit with a 1000 mile stare toward, my screen. Could write about politics, but then the comments fill up with people defending their parties. I know my side is right, so why bother? Could write about people, but I find people, (not to be confused with persons or individuals), generally suck. Maybe I'll do that later.

Ever notice that most mid 90's to early 2000's music was all about self loathing, being victimized, and other forms of whining about one thing or another? In some cases, the heavier the music, the more severe the whining! Makes me sick. But I don't know if I should post that on a blog.

I could bring up how we're all going to die on the year 2012, but that would bring on something similar to the politics problem. Don't want to go there.

I guess writers block isn't exactly how it sounds. It's more like writers will. Whether a writer is willing to write something or not. Like an exchange of ideas that goes on without notice by the writer. At least that's what happens to me.

Hopefully something a bit more interesting next time!
Link Beetle

More Bologna

Misc. Babble- Never decide that it's a good idea to be the first to jump off a cliff, bridge, or rope swing, into any body of water. The potential is there to really ruin your day. Trust me!

Misc. Babble- Always be sure that there is someone swimming out farther than you in the water while at the beach. This way, you're less likely to be attacked by a shark. When the person out deeper is being attacked by a man eating fish, you'll have time to get out of the water. To get help of course...

Misc. Babble- I think the turn of the century has silently declared that there is no longer anything new under the sun in the movie industry. Look at all the cartoon turn real life movies, movies based on previously made movies, movies made about comic book characters, so on & so forth. The rest seem to be the same stories with different faces.

Weird Thoughts & Misc. Babble

I'm sure that I will be updating this regularly as I am usually not short on weird thoughts. Updates will be on the bottom. So please subscribe! Also, I have an almost supernatural ability to perform random acts of babble. When someone is staring at me with their head cocked like a confused dog with their eyes glazing over, it is then realized that I may have let some misc. babble slip from my brain, & out through my mouth.

Instead of formatting this in a paragraph style blog, I will list every item out as either a weird thought, or misc babble. This way, my blog seems much bigger while I do much less. I love that.

Weird Thought- Who had the idea of eating a potato, carrot, or any other root type fruit or vegetable? Ever wonder about that? I do. Digging down into the dirt to find some food? Without having any idea about what you've just found? To me that's pretty weird, & the same individual probably died of some sort of poisoning. Eating a lady slipper plant or something.

Misc. Babble- Never punch a gift horse in the mouth with a roll of wooden nickles. But if you have to, be sure to do it with the hand that feeds you.

Weird Thought- Have you ever been stuck in traffic & wondered where the hell everybody's going? You know that they all have to go somewhere, but where the hell are they going? And why now? And who are they?

Misc. Babble- My wife just heard on TV that someone died by jumping off of a cliff into the water. He hit the water feet first at over 30 miles an hour, shooting water up his bucket & blowing out his intestine. Don't do that. If you have to anyways, cross your legs.

Weird Thought- After winning millions, would I really do what I think I would do with the money? Does anybody?

7/28/09 Weird Thought- Ever wonder why people get a kick out of monkeys that are smarter than others? I would assume those same people hate anyone smarter than themselves. Ever meet a person that is jealous of a smart monkey? Stay away from that person.

7/28/09 Weird Thought- Have you ever noticed that the good old days have nothing to do with now? At what point does that page turn? While we're on the thought of time, what's the point of telling someone down on their luck that they have their whole future ahead of them? Where the hell else would it be? And when will they be out of the present to even know it's the future? Sounds like false hope.

7/28/09 Misc. Babble- Is it still necessary to use Latin to give an official name to a new species? Are languages STILL USED TODAY not specific enough? Latin= Secret Elf Tongue of the over educated.

7/29/09 Weird Thought- During conversation with my wife, I realized that I've never known what that purple edged, onion/lettuce looking stuff is in a salad,(Cabbage). I've always eaten it anyway, not knowing what it is. Kind of led me to wonder what else I've eaten & not known what it could be. Just thought I'd throw this one in there.

7/29/09 Weird Thought- Have you ever heard someone say something to you & find out that the sentence you just heard was spoken to you minutes ago? I think maybe it takes that long for you to hear it. This happens to me all the time.

Please see my other blogs~
Earth vs. World
Day of the Shoe
More to come.