Assweeds

(For the definition of the title of this post, please see the People are Wacky post)

I think it may be interesting to write a post about things people do where they should otherwise know better. Assweeds have a habit of doing these things on a regular basis, and will take offense immediately.

Assweeds- Joggers or bicyclists that have a 6 foot wide breakdown lane to travel down but insist on hovering the line! Beware, I hover the line too!

Assweeds- People that love to let you know how tough or crazy they are. We all know these people, and it is a quick realization, you are in the presence of an assweed.

In an almost empty theater, where you are the only one in there watching a mid day Monday movie, the person that decides to sit directly in front of you... You know what they are. And they're out there in droves!

This could go on & on forever, but does it really need to? These people will inevitably be chased down dark alleyways by torch carrying mobs of people anyways, as is always their fate. I guess maybe a bit of kindness would be......well.... Ah never mind! Bring out the torches! < a href='http://www.ablogin.com/' > A Blogin Blog Directory< /a >

Writers Block

It appears to me I am currently suffering from a slight case of writers block. That being the case, I thought I'd write about it. I figure why not? If that's all I can come up with, that's what I'm going to damn well do.

I guess the first thing I notice is the feeling of time running by as I sit with a 1000 mile stare toward, my screen. Could write about politics, but then the comments fill up with people defending their parties. I know my side is right, so why bother? Could write about people, but I find people, (not to be confused with persons or individuals), generally suck. Maybe I'll do that later.

Ever notice that most mid 90's to early 2000's music was all about self loathing, being victimized, and other forms of whining about one thing or another? In some cases, the heavier the music, the more severe the whining! Makes me sick. But I don't know if I should post that on a blog.

I could bring up how we're all going to die on the year 2012, but that would bring on something similar to the politics problem. Don't want to go there.

I guess writers block isn't exactly how it sounds. It's more like writers will. Whether a writer is willing to write something or not. Like an exchange of ideas that goes on without notice by the writer. At least that's what happens to me.

Hopefully something a bit more interesting next time!
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People are Wacky

Misc. Babble- I believe that the person who defined the word 'perfect' had their expectations way too high.

Misc. Babble- In a perfect world, or a Utopian society, I would still need to mow my lawn.

Weird Thought- Speaking of people defining things, where is the census held, when a word or phrase is changed to mean something completely different than what it use to? Everybody knows what these words are before the meaning changes, & oddly enough, everybody seem to know what it means after it changes! Who is on this seemingly invisible census board that has the power to change a word's very meaning without any alarm to the general public? Try it sometime & see if you are successful. I'll try it right now. From now on, I hereby declare that the words ass & weeds a new combined word that will loose any previous definition either may have held, & have formatted it below in a manner that Webster's can cut & paste it into their dictionary.

Main Entry: assweeds

Pronunciation: \aswēds\

Function: noun

Etymology: probably alteration of ass & weeds

Date: 2009

1: a person that is unliked by the general public 2 a: a new dance where people stand straight up & make donkey noises while listening to Frank Zappa tunes b: a tendency to produce spasmodic motions in the upper eyebrow area 3 a: a person being chased through the streets by the general public for no outward reason, only inward

There, Let's see if it catches on. Blogs That Follow

More Bologna

Misc. Babble- Never decide that it's a good idea to be the first to jump off a cliff, bridge, or rope swing, into any body of water. The potential is there to really ruin your day. Trust me!

Misc. Babble- Always be sure that there is someone swimming out farther than you in the water while at the beach. This way, you're less likely to be attacked by a shark. When the person out deeper is being attacked by a man eating fish, you'll have time to get out of the water. To get help of course...

Misc. Babble- I think the turn of the century has silently declared that there is no longer anything new under the sun in the movie industry. Look at all the cartoon turn real life movies, movies based on previously made movies, movies made about comic book characters, so on & so forth. The rest seem to be the same stories with different faces.

Weird Thoughts & Misc. Babble

I'm sure that I will be updating this regularly as I am usually not short on weird thoughts. Updates will be on the bottom. So please subscribe! Also, I have an almost supernatural ability to perform random acts of babble. When someone is staring at me with their head cocked like a confused dog with their eyes glazing over, it is then realized that I may have let some misc. babble slip from my brain, & out through my mouth.

Instead of formatting this in a paragraph style blog, I will list every item out as either a weird thought, or misc babble. This way, my blog seems much bigger while I do much less. I love that.

Weird Thought- Who had the idea of eating a potato, carrot, or any other root type fruit or vegetable? Ever wonder about that? I do. Digging down into the dirt to find some food? Without having any idea about what you've just found? To me that's pretty weird, & the same individual probably died of some sort of poisoning. Eating a lady slipper plant or something.

Misc. Babble- Never punch a gift horse in the mouth with a roll of wooden nickles. But if you have to, be sure to do it with the hand that feeds you.

Weird Thought- Have you ever been stuck in traffic & wondered where the hell everybody's going? You know that they all have to go somewhere, but where the hell are they going? And why now? And who are they?

Misc. Babble- My wife just heard on TV that someone died by jumping off of a cliff into the water. He hit the water feet first at over 30 miles an hour, shooting water up his bucket & blowing out his intestine. Don't do that. If you have to anyways, cross your legs.

Weird Thought- After winning millions, would I really do what I think I would do with the money? Does anybody?

7/28/09 Weird Thought- Ever wonder why people get a kick out of monkeys that are smarter than others? I would assume those same people hate anyone smarter than themselves. Ever meet a person that is jealous of a smart monkey? Stay away from that person.

7/28/09 Weird Thought- Have you ever noticed that the good old days have nothing to do with now? At what point does that page turn? While we're on the thought of time, what's the point of telling someone down on their luck that they have their whole future ahead of them? Where the hell else would it be? And when will they be out of the present to even know it's the future? Sounds like false hope.

7/28/09 Misc. Babble- Is it still necessary to use Latin to give an official name to a new species? Are languages STILL USED TODAY not specific enough? Latin= Secret Elf Tongue of the over educated.

7/29/09 Weird Thought- During conversation with my wife, I realized that I've never known what that purple edged, onion/lettuce looking stuff is in a salad,(Cabbage). I've always eaten it anyway, not knowing what it is. Kind of led me to wonder what else I've eaten & not known what it could be. Just thought I'd throw this one in there.

7/29/09 Weird Thought- Have you ever heard someone say something to you & find out that the sentence you just heard was spoken to you minutes ago? I think maybe it takes that long for you to hear it. This happens to me all the time.

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