Dr P's Famous Quotes & Reactions

1. Money doesn't buy happiness. Even if this is true, misery is insured without it. This is still a stupid quote as money doesn't buy anything... People do.

2. The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is. What if you're a scumbag? Or how about a would be child molester coming to the realization of what he is after getting his ass kicked all over a playground by a couple of enraged parents? Does this eureka moment produce a sense of happiness?

3. He jumped the shark (or) Don't jump the shark. What's wrong with 'Don't overreact' or 'take your time'? This sounds more like what you'd say about a suicide. For example, One would say "Where's Stan?" the other answers "You didn't hear? Last Tuesday he jumped the shark." Wouldn't that be a more likely outcome from jumping a shark? Death?

4. Don't rain on my parade! This usually comes when someone is given news that he or she doesn't like. Well, if you can't deal with the truth, you don't deserve to have your own personal dumb ass parade! Stand on the sidewalks like everyone else that had enough sense to bring an umbrella.

I'll do some more of these as they come to mind. Until then, stay safe and remember... Never punch a gift horse in the mouth with a roll of wooden nickles.

Horses have four horseshoes... They must be the luckiest creatures of them all. Hmmmm...

B*LLS%$T

Speaking of Weird Thoughts & Misc. Babble, I would like to address the lots of dough through blogging BS. How many blogs are out there that tell you how to make millions online through blogging & having people clicking your adsense, or other things of that nature? Not that I'm any expert on the subject, but I could make more with one hours worth of overtime at work, than 1 whole month on the internet! If I'm doing something terribly wrong, fine. Like I said, I have little knowledge of what I'm doing. (Guess I didn't say that before, ah well..) But it seems to me that if you want to make any steady money online, you have to become a slave to your computer nonstop for hours.

If all of your eggs are in one basket, when do you have time to do anything at all? If you have to steadily promote, promote, promote, for a lousy couple of bucks, what are you going to do when you actually have something else that you have to do for a few days? Go Broke! Maybe I can't see the forest for the trees, but from my house, everybody claiming to be making a steady income via blogging, must be dumping a good chunk of change into advertizing, & having people click their adds through esp. If there is anyone out there that has the ability to do this through such a super power, please contact me. I have a plan that will make us millions!
Aside from that I have no strong feelings on the matter.

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